Dear Mr. President,

Hey W its me Karl. You know that you and I have been friends for years. I helped you secure your throne as the supreme ruler of the united corporations of America but now I think I'm in some pretty deep shit. I just wanted to let you know that I did it all because I've always admired your masculinity. Your broad shoulders and sturdy gait have always made my porky jowels quiver with the anticipation of receiving your oil soaked cock in my mouth. I just want to let you know that now that my career in plutocracy is ruined that I am ready to live my true life as a closeted homosexual, expressing unrequited love for a man that I wish I could have always been if it weren't for my genetic predisposition to being a hippopotamus. I love you W, you had me at howdy, you had me at howdy.

Karl

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Poor you Angelina Jolie!! Film making is just too much work, the millions of dollars they compensate you just isnt enough for your time. I have so much pity for you.

So I am convinced that this man was planted by Ron Howard and Brian Grazer for the basis of their new bioopic film "Piano Man." The lead role of the idiot savant unidentifiable piano playing man will go to Tom Hanks and the supporting role of the male nurse that falls in love with him will go to John Travolta. They will both win academy awards for the movie, Ron Howard will win as well and we'll get to see Brian Grazer's spiky hair once again at the Oscars. Mystery Briton Doesn't Speak, Plays Piano - Yahoo! News

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Her face is pulled so tight here. This is why the Academy Awards mean nothing, they gave it to this.

Congratulations to Rene Zellweger and Kenney Chesney on your secret caribbean wedding. The entertainment value of rednecks getting married to eachother is so much better than watching a porked up cheerleader fake a british accent and shit sling men. I hope they have many babies with minor webbing of the digits on the feet and hands.

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Political grandstanding at its worst. This is so disgusting how the president presumes that americans are mourning!! 80% of us think that this shouldnt have been blown up to the proportions that it was. I doubt the nation is mourning for Terri. People like her die everyday they just arent martyrs for the "Culture of Life" so they dont count as much. My condolences to the Schindlers and Michael Schiavo on the loss of their daughter and wife. Im sorry that our nations leaders made this such a difficult ordeal for them.

village voice > news > Mondo Washington by James Ridgeway YES!!! Im so happy. Okay first off I totally agree with Dean and how he says that "Clinton led the Dems into complacency and defeat." After this recent election it became more clear to me than ever how slippery and selfish Bill Clinton is and was. I used to be a hearld of the man but now I will be first to say that he is a populist snake. He simply does whats best for him and his personal betterment. His attitude that the Dems needed to move more towards the cetner is EXACTLY why the democrats are in disarray right now. He and James Carville watered down the party to the point where they are virtually indistinguishable from the republicans.



Joe Lieberman you're a smarmy liver spotted old man who cant tell your political alignments from a hole in the wall. Of course Dean isnt his first choice. Joe switch your party, you're not doing the Dems ANY good.



John Kerry. Well I have to admit that now I was on the "Anybody but Bush bandwagon" and I was behind this cardboard cutout for all the wrong reasons. I have to agree the man is a flip flopper and is a populist as well. Once again he has made another VAGUE statement to the people of this nation. "He's going to be a spokesman in certain ways. Obviously the chairman has to go to the Jefferson-Jackson dinners and other things. Howard is going to be very good for the party. A lot of people are worried about it, I'm not. I think he's been out there in the country. He's listened to people. . . . He's a person who believes in grassroots." WHAT THE HELL DID HE JUST SAY?!! Cant you just say whether or not you're happy with the fact that Dean is the new chairman? IS THAT SO DIFFICULT!!!???



Furthermore I think all the Republicans are scared of Dean. All the pundits say that this is suicide and that its a huge mistake. I see right through that and they are afraid. Dean is going to attack the Republicans head on and I feel that he going to revolutionize the party and that the sun will set on their grip of the government while he is the chairman. Congrats Howard, YEAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHOOOOWOWOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!