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You should all check out this blog. I am a memeber of it and I find it incredibly therapeutic to share my workplace woes on this blog. The stories are great. I'll be adding mine slowly as I have many workplace stories.



I would post them on this blog however I dont want to risk my current employer reading my stories, not that they read this blog but just to be safe.

Dear Mr. President,

Hey W its me Karl. You know that you and I have been friends for years. I helped you secure your throne as the supreme ruler of the united corporations of America but now I think I'm in some pretty deep shit. I just wanted to let you know that I did it all because I've always admired your masculinity. Your broad shoulders and sturdy gait have always made my porky jowels quiver with the anticipation of receiving your oil soaked cock in my mouth. I just want to let you know that now that my career in plutocracy is ruined that I am ready to live my true life as a closeted homosexual, expressing unrequited love for a man that I wish I could have always been if it weren't for my genetic predisposition to being a hippopotamus. I love you W, you had me at howdy, you had me at howdy.

Karl

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Poor you Angelina Jolie!! Film making is just too much work, the millions of dollars they compensate you just isnt enough for your time. I have so much pity for you.

So I am convinced that this man was planted by Ron Howard and Brian Grazer for the basis of their new bioopic film "Piano Man." The lead role of the idiot savant unidentifiable piano playing man will go to Tom Hanks and the supporting role of the male nurse that falls in love with him will go to John Travolta. They will both win academy awards for the movie, Ron Howard will win as well and we'll get to see Brian Grazer's spiky hair once again at the Oscars. Mystery Briton Doesn't Speak, Plays Piano - Yahoo! News

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Her face is pulled so tight here. This is why the Academy Awards mean nothing, they gave it to this.

Congratulations to Rene Zellweger and Kenney Chesney on your secret caribbean wedding. The entertainment value of rednecks getting married to eachother is so much better than watching a porked up cheerleader fake a british accent and shit sling men. I hope they have many babies with minor webbing of the digits on the feet and hands.

CNN.com - Schiavo dies amid legal, ethical battle - Mar 31, 2005



Political grandstanding at its worst. This is so disgusting how the president presumes that americans are mourning!! 80% of us think that this shouldnt have been blown up to the proportions that it was. I doubt the nation is mourning for Terri. People like her die everyday they just arent martyrs for the "Culture of Life" so they dont count as much. My condolences to the Schindlers and Michael Schiavo on the loss of their daughter and wife. Im sorry that our nations leaders made this such a difficult ordeal for them.