Overheard in Dallas

Scene: Chili's. A woman and her husband sit behind us with their extremely overweight teenage daughter dressed in clothes meant for a smaller person.

Daughter(in a Vercua Salt manner): I want a Motorola Razr!

Dad mumbles something disapproving in thick Texan drawl. His voice is considerably less voluminous than his daughters.

Daughter(while eating something):But my momma said that if I lose twenty pounds I can get a new phone AND two hundred dollars!

Mom(in voice similar in timbre and volume to that of her daughters): I DID say that.