Hillary Clinton: Mission Accomplished

It was the first time a Presidential candidate has arrived on the deck of an aircraft carrier by plan. The jet made what is know as a “tailhook” landing with the plan traveling about 150 mph, hooking onto the last of four steel wires across the flight deck and coming to a complete stop in less than 400 feet.

The exterior of the four-seat Navy S-3B Viking was marked with "Hillary 1" in the back and "Commander-in-Chief in Waiting" just below the cockpit window. On the plane's tail was the insignia of the squadron, the "Blue Wolves."

Moments after the landing, the Hillary Clinton, wearing a green flight suit and holding a white helmet, got off the plane, saluted those on the flight deck and shook hands with them. Above him, the tower was adorned with a big sign that read, "Mission Accomplished."

Press Secretary Taylor Marsh has release the follow text of Hillary Clinton’s speech.

Hillary Clinton announces major primary election operations in America have ended

Remarks by the Hillary Clinton from the USS Abraham Lincoln Bill Clinton
At Sea Off the Coast of San Diego, California

Hillary Clinton: Thank you all very much, Admirals, Captions, officers and sailors of the USS Bill Clinton, my fellow Americans: Major primary election operations in America has ended. In the Democratic primary, I and my supporters have prevailed. And now our coalition is engaged in securing and reconstructing the Democratic Party.

In this battle, we have fought for the cause of power, and for destruction of Hope. Our States and our collation are proud of this accomplishment – yet, it is you, the members of Hillary land, who achieved it. Your courage, your willing to face danger for us and for our power, made this day possible. Because of you, our Democratic Party is more secure. Because of you, the Obama tyrant has fallen, and the Democratic Party is free.

Operation it’s going to happen was carried out with a combination of breaking the rules and boldness the enemy did not expect, and the Democratic Party has not seen before. From distant bases of New York and California, we sent Howard Wolfson and Mark Penn to destroy enemy division, or multiple pledged delegates. Taylor Marsh and Lanny Davis charged across 2000 miles of hostile ground, in one of the swiftest advances in the heavy arms in history. You have shown the world the skill and the might of the Clinton forces.

The Election is not over, yet it is not endless. We do know the day of final victory is November 2, 2008, but we have seen the turning of the tide. No act of voting will change our purpose, or weaken our resolve, or alter our fate. Their cause is lost. We will press to victory.

Thank you for serving US and our cause. May God bless you all, and may God continue to bless the Clinton Democratic Party.

After Hillary Clinton’s ‘Mission Accomplishes’ speech, Five Star General Mark Penn answered the following questions from reporters.

It’s only February 19 2008, Democrats are voting in Wisconsin and there are still primaries and causes in many other states.

Well, the Clinton forces won all the major battles that really count. Those past and future elections are insignificant and plus winning elections are not a good sign of winning in the general election.

As of now, Obama has more pledged delegates even if you count superdelegates he is still in the lead. How do you still claim victory?

Obama delegates are second- class. We refuse to count them as legitimate delegates.

What is your plan to secure victory in November?

My belief we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.

[Snark]