WHEN CLOWNS GO BAD: CLOWN ARRESTED FOR STEP-DAUGHTER’S RAPE

How could the life of a young woman afflicted with both schizophrenia and epilepsy possibly get any worse?

If you guessed being raped by a clown you would be correct.

Is there no limit to the depravity of these clowns?

Juárez clown arrested on suspicion of raping stepdaughter (El Paso Times)

WHEN CLOWNS GO BAD: CLOWN SENTENCED TO PRISON FOR DEFRAUDING ELDERLY

The Daily Courier

A female clown who specialized in fairs and city events in Arizona will spend almost three years in prison for her financial exploitation of an elderly Prescott woman, according to a press release from the Yavapai County Attorney's office.

Yavapai County Superior Court Judge Ralph Hess sentenced Carrie Lynn Williams-Thompson, 49, on June 25. In addition to prison time, Hess sentenced her to seven years probation when she gets out.

Williams-Thompson pleaded guilty on May 12 to theft and unlawful use of power of attorney.

Now who in their right mind would give a clown a power of attorney? Oh, right, never mind.
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Related: Why are clowns so scary? University of Sheffield study finds children think clown's "frightening and unknowable"

MORE SAD CLOWN NEWS: CONVICTED CLOWN WILL SUE ALL POLICE

Brookfield Police Chief Daniel Tushaus has released this statement:

“The Brookfield Police and Fire Commission "dealt with yet another sad chapter in the saga of Ronald Schroeder, the convicted felon also known as ‘Silly the Clown.’

“Schroeder had requested the commission file disciplinary charges on his behalf against the chief of police, members of his command staff and eight individual police officers who worked to convict Schroeder of sexual assault, according to the statement.”

Hmmm; charge the chief of police, members of his command staff, and eight cops because an arrested clown thinks he was targeted?

Where have we read this recently?

Something about the Boulder PD?
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See our prior mention of Silly the Clown: When Clowns Go Bad: A Blogonaut Series

WHEN CLOWNS GO BAD: DRUNKEN HIT AND RUN CLOWN ARRESTED IN FRONT OF KIDS

Clown Patricia Ingalls mug shot

We have not had occasion to update our “when clowns go bad” series in some time. (See prior posts in this series, here.)

Now, out of Steubenville Ohio comes the story of a female clown who got drunk, was in a hit and run accident (dressed as a clown and drunk as a skunk, she crashed into a parked car) only to be arrested in front the children she was entertaining at a party. Now that's bad.

The clown, Patricia Ingalls, talked with News9 (Steubenville) and admitted that she never should have attended the party where children witnessed her being taken into custody:

"I'm not allowed to drink in costume and I should have never went (to the party) because I was too upset," said Ingalls.

Too upset? This clown wasn’t upset—with a .252 blood alcohol level she was seeing double and feeling no pain, trust us.

Still in all, the drunken clown did feel bad about being arrested in front of the kiddies:

"They were all hanging on me and saying, 'Don't take the clown,'" said Ingalls.”

Drunken Clown Arrested In Front Of Kids (News9)