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Saturday, July 16, 2005

I just sent this email to Howard Dean. Im outraged at this shit.


Dear Mr. Dean.

Have you seen this http://pc.ign.com/articles/633/633544p1.html? Can you please pleas please put a muzzle on this bitch and the rest of her Clintonian followers. The populism of this Clintonites is RUINING the demoncratic party. Their playing to the "center" (i.e. pandering to conservatives) is why americans see no difference between republicans and democrats. We need to take a stand against the conservative platform and not waste our time making sure that there isnt CGI sex is video games. WE SHOULD BE FRYING ROVE NOT VIDEO GAME DESIGNERS!!! Hillary needs to put her inflated ego on the backburner right now and play with the team FOR ONCE!!!!
Clinton calls for federal game regulation - PlayStation 2 News at GameSpot



Hillary Clinton you suck ass. You are the biggest ass bag ever to walk this planet since your husband!! The Clinton populism must stop. I am so sick of this pandering to stupid conservative plights like sex in video games. What about frying Karl rove? Why isnt she spending her time making sure that he is brought to justice? Why isnt she fighting to make sure that the supreme court isnt stacked with conservatives that will threated everyones civil rights? Instead she is too busy making sure that video games dont have sex in them. Thats exactly the purpose of goverment.....to regulate video games. I hate the pansycrats, every day I am more and more inclined to believe that we're better off with Bush. At least with him you know that he's consistent and you know what he's going to do.

Friday, July 15, 2005

Blah Blah. I got a new job today. Hooray for me. I can break off the shackles of state bureaucracy and enter the realm of PRIVATE research. Its going to be great. I really like my new boss. He has a life outside of work, he restores old motorcycles. So thats it.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

I hate to pontificate and all on a topic like this but I am noticing something disturbing about the podcasting on iTunes lately. When iTunes first launced the new version with podcasting capabilities the top podcasts were some of the trailblazer casts like Adam Curry, Dawn and Drew, etc. However, now the top podcasts are commercial shit like Z100 phone taps, CNN News (FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW), Queer Eye Tips, and the like. Get real people....you have a constant stream of all that shit fucking you all in your eyes and ears from your television, radios, and the internets. Try something new and UNIQUE. Yes UNIQUE. It will do you good to learn that there are funnier things than Z100 tapping phones. There are more insightful news sources other than CNN. There are certainly more witty and entertaining gay podcasts other than the quintet eunuchs dressing everyone in the designer du jour so they can reap the benefits of free clothing. BREAK FREE FROM CORPORATE BULLSHIT THATS WHAT PODCASTING IS ALL ABOUT.

Im off my soapbox.
George Bush and other republican HYPOCRITES, LISTEN THE FUCK UP!! You all said that when you found out who the leaker was that that person would be brought to justice. Now that you know that its one of your own, in fact its your GRAND HIGH WIZARD KARL ROVE, you are pussyfooting around the issue. Have SOME shred of dignity. You better do right!

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

fuck this job.com | The I hate my job blogging community



You should all check out this blog. I am a memeber of it and I find it incredibly therapeutic to share my workplace woes on this blog. The stories are great. I'll be adding mine slowly as I have many workplace stories.



I would post them on this blog however I dont want to risk my current employer reading my stories, not that they read this blog but just to be safe.
Dear Mr. President,

Hey W its me Karl. You know that you and I have been friends for years. I helped you secure your throne as the supreme ruler of the united corporations of America but now I think I'm in some pretty deep shit. I just wanted to let you know that I did it all because I've always admired your masculinity. Your broad shoulders and sturdy gait have always made my porky jowels quiver with the anticipation of receiving your oil soaked cock in my mouth. I just want to let you know that now that my career in plutocracy is ruined that I am ready to live my true life as a closeted homosexual, expressing unrequited love for a man that I wish I could have always been if it weren't for my genetic predisposition to being a hippopotamus. I love you W, you had me at howdy, you had me at howdy.

Karl