EXTORTION INVESTIGATION WIDENS AS GIBSON EX ANNOUNCES OPRAH INTERVIEW

10-6-2010 UPDATE: Make that Gibson Ex CANCELS Oprah interview, on advice of counsel. (Hat tip: Kelley Green.)

Los Angeles County sheriff's investigators are widening their investigation into whether Mel Gibson was the target of an extortion plot, the Los Angeles Times is reporting.

"Sheriff's officials have spent weeks probing suggestions that someone close to Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend and mother of his child, Oksana Grigorieva, was attempting to extort money from Gibson. No suspect has been formally named, but detectives have interviewed people involved in the couple's messy separation.

"Now detectives plan to interview two lawyers who represented Grigorieva. Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said that one of the attorneys is Eric George, who formerly represented Grigorieva in her child custody case with Gibson. George did not immediately return a message on his voice mail seeking comment. The other attorney was not named."

Read the Los Angeles Times story here.

Meanwhile, entertainment website UsMagazine.com reports that Grigorieva will open up about the troubled relationship in an upcoming TV interview on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

She certainly is milking her 15 minutes of fame, but it is hard to see a monetary settlement from Gibson at this point—or a shot in the arm to her singing “career” which was pretty much DOA despite Gibson sinking big bucks to produce her CD that sold all of about 300 copies.

Sirens and Bright Light

I was driving home from Bible Study on Monday night with my new British friend, Ant, and as we drove past a telegraph pole in Hornsby, I looked up and saw a bright light. I said to Ant "Look there's someone welding, on top of the pole, all by themselves." I thought it was odd that there would be a person on top of a telegraph pole at 10:30pm doing some welding. But then when I looked further, I saw there was no person up there, just the bright light. I realised that this was electricity, burning brightly where it shouldn't be burning brightly, coming out of the top of a telegraph pole.

This was an exciting discovery for me, this meant it was an emergency. So I said dramatically "We're going to have to call emergency services!" I put on my hazards and did a u-turn to get a better look, used my iPhone GPS to figure out exactly where it was, then dialed triple-0. I reported that there was a telegraph pole on fire, and I think the lady on the other end was happy to have taken such an pivotal call in the safety of the nation and our fight against terrorism and stuff.

Once that was done we parked and wandered a little closer to watch this sparking electrical brilliance. At times is grew very bright, bright like a thousand suns (minus 999.9999 of them) and made a noise some what resembling battle involving multiple lightsabers. We didn't stand too close, as we thought it might explode. That was certainly my hope.

The Fireys and the Cops arrived about 3 minutes after I called. They parked right opposite the sparking thing, so it seemed they weren't too worried about explosions.

I was then hoping to see some action as the fireys set about putting it out but everyone just stood around staring at it. They informed us that you can't really put the fire out, you just have to turn off the electricity.

So it was less exciting than I'd hoped. But still more exciting than a normal drive home.

As it turned out, one of the fire fighters was my friend Wayne who I used to think was awesome when I was a kid, and who I got lost in a canyon with when we all went canyoning with Keith. It was a nice moment.

When we realised nothing more was going to happen, we left. Our work was done, Hornsby was safe in the hands of the NSW Fire Brigade.

Perception vs Reality: Platinum Seats

*This post is coming a week late but the motivation just isn't there when you lose a game to the Sens by a score of 5-0.

A couple of months ago, on an early summer's day, the Leafs announced that they were giving out chances to win tickets to the Coke Zero Fans First game. I was working downtown and knew they were at Much Music so I took the early GO train and made an attempt to line up for whatever they would be doing. The line wasn't too long but the planners were adamant on starting at 8:30 am sharp. With a half hour to go, the humidex close to 40C and Sens_Sucks a few feet away from me, I couldn't wait for the line to start moving.

The hockey gods must have heard my silent prayers because ten minutes later and one of the Coke dudes started handing out complimentary tickets.

SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS!!!

SEATS RIGHT UP AGAINST THE GLASS! This will probably be the only time I will ever be able to catch a game in the first row without selling a kidney. I've dreamt of this many times but never thought it would happen. Now the only thing standing between me and the game is father time.

As I got to the ACC, I looked around for the entrance to the platinums but couldn't find one. Turns out that there's some secret entrance behind the stairs to the upper levels. While walking down those steps and into the dimly lit corridor, I felt like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas. This is what it's like to be a gangster (or a wealthy businessman). I put down my beer, took my seat and waited for our heroes to take the ice.

Enter Sandman starts booming from the speakers, Andy Frost's voice greets the crowd, the gates open and Gustavsson is leading the way. Oh shit, it's about to begin! Let's see if a game in the platinums are all it's cracked up to be.

Perception: I'm so close as you can get, without being in the same booth as Pierre McGuire. I will literally be able to smell the players' blood and sweat!

Reality: Despite it being a free "Fans' first" game, the lady beside me made sure I got an authentic experience by ordering sushi so all I smelled was raw fish and wasabi.

Perception: I'm right up against the glass! I can't get any closer to the action. The view must be impeccable.

Reality: WTF, ref?! Get the fuck out of the way! My seats were right by the blue line and I was blocked out of the play any time the puck was in the zone for an extended period of time.

Perception: So we have periods one and three in the Leafs end. That's okay, our D should be much improved this year. Dion's leadership will provide direction and I'm sure Komisarek and Beauchemin will be way better than they were last year. I can't wait to see that up close.

Reality: Komisarek and Beauchemin didn't play, I saw Nick Foligno blow by Dion Phaneuf and I got real close to the Leafs defence...when they were sitting in the box serving a penalty.

Perception: At least I will get to see the Leafs' offence up close in the second period. I can't wait to see how Versteeg will fit into the picture. He will provide some much needed secondary scoring. Also, KADRI!!!1

Reality: 0-6 on the powerplay in the second period including two 5 on 3's!

Perception: With TIFF finishing up, I'm sure I'll catch some celebrities in the platinums too!

Reality: I had to squint my eyes to see a group of Raptors players across the ice from me...I only found out their names from Demar DeRozan's tweet...and then I had to use google to see who on the Raptors was named "Joey"...

Perception: It's a preseason game, I don't give a damn if we win but I can't wait until we score a goal so I can bang on that glass!

Reality: We get shut out 5-0 and the loudest ovation that night came when Wendel Clark made an appearance.

I don't know if I can say that sitting against the glass have met my expectations. Platinum seats are great as an experience but they definitely aren't the best seats in the house. When the puck was in my zone, the linesman stood right in front of me, and when the puck was in the other end, I had to crank my neck until it cramped just to get a glimpse of the action. If wealthy Bay street brokers want to pay ridiculous amounts of money to sit so close, then good on them. I definitely wouldn't recommend these seats to the hardcore fans. I think I'll stick to the upper bowl where I can see the whole rink. Perhaps if the Leafs put up more of an effort and won, I might have changed my mind about the seats. I doubt it though, I've always been a glass is half empty kind of guy.

Hotness

I am Australia's Next Top Model!

No... wait... sorry... hold on... I'm feeling a bit sick about this... actually, it's Amanda.

Damn it.

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Mario gets territorial with "My Territory"

Ok I am loving the Lyrics to this song, but it just does not fit Mario! I mean I guess I got that baby boy image from one of his hits "Let me Love You" in my head. I just can't seem to let it go, seriously I don't know why!!!! Even "Break up" was a bit too much, but these lyrics he sending out in this track makes you wanna drop dem panties! "Before I leave, I'm gonna make sure you smell just like me," WOW for real! It's a track to spin while you are having a heating sexual moment for sure, but coming from Mario, um I don't know!

Corinne Bailey Rae remakes of Bob Marley’s ‘Is This Love?’

Not a lot of people can remake a classic and make it sound good now a days. But I must say, Corinne Bailey Rae’s version of Bob Marley's classic "Is This Love" gets a plus in my book! With he unique soulful taste, Corinne sure did put a nice mellow twist on this track. I didn't even realize til the first verse that this was Bob Marley's tune and me being a Bob Marley junkie I admit that is a shame. By her redoing this track this just shows and proves how over sea's truly appreciate good music!

JUDGE’S TIT IN THE RINGER FOLLOWING COURTROOM TV AUDITION

"We don't offer Vaseline for that."


California’s judicial-watchdog-agency has formally charged a rookie San Diego judge with multiple counts of misconduct after she snagged an audition with the producers of a Peoples Court style realty show—and then clowned for the cameras set up in her courtroom for the audition.

According to the complaint, the California Commission on Judicial Performance—who has the power to remove a judge from the bench—alleges that Judge DeAnn Salcido had her courtroom proceedings filmed as an audition for a television show and on camera and off clowned for the show’s producers in her own courtroom, without telling defendants and their counsel what was going on.

The two bizarre days in Judge Salcido’s courtroom were preceded by her email to an entertainment lawyer admitting that she had been "setting my more interesting defendants and those with substance abuse issues" for a certain day she said would be a good day for the show’s producers to drop by and see her honor in action.

What the show’s producers saw and heard was, among other things, the following statement by Judge Salcido to a defendant:

“What that means is don't come before the court on another case ...'cause you will definitely be screwed and we don't offer Vaseline for that."

Talking a page from Jerry Springer’s playbook, Judge Salcido repeatedly encouraged audience participation in her courtroom – by having them chant slogans such as "woo woo woo", for example when she accused a defendant of being high on marijuana.

Her honor also got laughs from the courtroom gallery by throwing out one liners, such as the Jamie Foxx classic "Blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol."

Not even Judge Salcido's colleagues on the bench escaped her sarcasm, at one point targeting fellow judge Peter Gallagher:

“Ah, Judge Gallagher, aka assistant public defender ... Is that ridiculous that Judge Gallagher did that. I mean it's a sex offender case. Yeah, whatever, you know. A DV statute says it's mandatory but, you know,
we're the judge, we can do what we want. Quote. Justice be damned."

Pulling no punches in her naked attempt to leverage her election to the bench into a high paying television career, her honor even had a defendant cuffed and taken to jail, on-the-spot for allegedly being in contempt of court.

Other courtroom outtakes referenced by the CJP its complaint included:

“When a defendant appeared in court wearing an Oakland Raiders jersey, you remarked, "You did not come in here with that shirt," and asked, "Which door do you want to go out with, that's the Charger door [the public exit], that's the Raider door [the door for defendants going into custody]?" You then said, "Chargers door? Raiders door? Chargers door? Raiders door?", and repeatedly asked the defendant which door he wanted to go through when he left. You remarked, "365 days of the year I'm a Chargers fan. Hello, we don't take a break." You asked a woman present in the courtroom who was connected with the case, "Would you say he's smart, coming here in a Raiders shirt? No? What does that say about you, Dena, and the kind of men you pick?"

“You commented that defendant Tyrone McCoy was smiling, and then remarked to him that "they might like your smile in jail," to which the audience responded with a loud "oooo" and then laughter.”

“Daniel Lopez appeared before you in custody and admitted a probation violation. You gave him the option of an immediate 60-day jail sentence or reenrolling in a program, but facing a longer jail sentence if he failed to
complete that program. After the defendant said that he wanted to reenroll in the program and his counsel requested a moment to confer with his client, you remarked to the courtroom audience, "You guys know he doesn't want to do that don't you? Yeah. Does he need to call the lifeline? Try to tell him. Let's make a deal. I think he needs to call the lifeline. Yeah. Want to poll the audience? What should he do? Take the deal, take the deal, take the deal. The audience says, of course, the audience isn't going into custody. Really easy for you to tell him to take the deal because you're going to go home tonight and sleep on your pillows." You and the courtroom audience repeatedly laughed at your comments.”

To Judge Gallagher we say: Your 15 minutes of fame are up; please go away now.

NYC JUDGE’S “CLOWN” INSULT WINS CARJACKER A NEW TRIAL

"Would you behave like a professional, please, and not a clown?"


The panel of appellate judges did not dispute the evidence against the defendant, who attempted to steal a driver's car at gunpoint. Nevertheless, the appellate court reversed a NYC carjacking conviction due to the demeaning manner in which the trial judge overruled defense counsel’s objections—including at one point referring to the public defender as a “clown”.

Judge Robert Neary, a former prosecutor, declined comment: "I can't comment on an [those clowns in the appellate court]. It wouldn't be appropriate."

May we have some clown music please?

Lament

Sometimes I wish I had a girlfriend so we could share our Google Calendars.

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7 Things Leafs Fans Will Watch For

Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Hungry,

H to the L-F, I used to write blogs about fake refs...

I was going to head to the gym today but decided to dust off the ol' blogspot instead. It's been a long while since I've written anything on here and even a longer while since I've written anything worth reading. Hopefully that will change. The more content part. No guarantees about it being worth reading.

With the hockey season about to start, I figured it would be a great time to get things rolling again. While majority of the team we saw in April is still here, there has been a few key moves in the offseason. In case you weren't paying attention to hockey during the summer, here is a guide with seven things Leafs fans will be keeping an eye on during the new 2010-11 season.

#1 Tomas Kaberle

The big Leafs news...or non-news during the offseason was who we would be getting in return for our favourite Czech, Tomas Kaberle. As I'm sure we all know, Tomas is staying in TO for at least one more year, assuming that he doesn't waive his NTC. Kaberle flew out of the gates last year, scoring 35 points in his first 41 games. Unfortunately, he couldn't keep up his hot start and only notched 14 points in his last 41 games. He still finished with a very respectable 49 points, good for 8th in points by defencemen in the league, but also had a dismal -16 to accompany it.

Tomas have stated a number of times that he wants to remain a Leaf for life but with all the drama he has been through over the past year, I wouldn't blame him if he left. While is future is cloudy in Toronto, there is one thing that is certain. Whether he plays well or puts up horrendous numbers; whether he waives his NTC or stands pat; whether he re-signs or flees in the summer, people will be watching, people will be judging.

#2 Sensationalized Headlines

Oh look! The puck hasn't even dropped yet and it has already begun. But wait, you say. This is merely a play on words signalling the emergence of Kadri's two-way play!

You're giving them too much credit. This is the Toronto media after all.

#3 New Additions

The most notable additions Burke brought in during the summer are Kris Versteeg, Colby Armstrong and Clarke MacArthur.

Versteeg is a welcome addition as he should take some pressure off Phil Kessel by providing some much needed secondary scoring. It also never hurts to bring in a Stanley Cup winner. We'll see if he can shine when he's not overshadowed by Toews and Kane.

At $3M a season, Colby Armstrong will have to put up some career numbers to justify his salary. While I don't see him doing that, I do see him winning the fans over with some hard-nosed hockey. I'm hoping we get a Darcy Tucker like effort from Colby, minus the crazy.

We might be overpaying for Armstrong but MacArthur comes at a steal at $1.1M. Since it's a one year deal, MacArthur will definitely be looking to put up some numbers for a pay raise. Given he get put into the right situation, he should be able to pot a career high in goals.

#4 Sophomore Slumps

The dreaded sophomore slump. Many have fallen victim to it but few can explain why.

Can Bozak continue to shine and turn Kessel into a 40 goal guy? Can Gunnarson continue his steady play which saw him with a team leading +8? Can Gustavsson continue where he left off, winning 7 out of 10 while posting a .915 save percentage? With three sophomores looking to play pivotal roles on next year's team, Leafs fans everywhere are hoping that they don't get hit by this phenomenon.

#5 Second Year Leafs

We move from second year NHLers to second year Leafs. With only a handful of players remaining from the JFJ era, most or our team are first or second year Leafs. While many are depth players, there are a few we will be watching to see if they can carry the team on their shoulders. Can Phaneuf handle the pressure that comes with being the first Leafs captain since Mats? Will Komisarek and Beauchemin find their game in a Leafs uniform and prove that last year was simply a bad fluke season? Can Sjostrom bolster the PK and lead us out of our 30th place ranking? Can Kessel keep lighting the lamp? I'm hoping the answer is yes to all of those questions.

#6 Rookies

With a 29th place finish last year, the returning vet's places in the line ups are all but secured. Kadri, D'Amigo, Rynnas and Stefanovich might be four rookies for Leafs fans and veteran players low on the depth chart to keep an eye on this year.

We all know about Kadri. He's the Leafs blue chip, our second saviour. Will he play his way on to the big club or will he start with the Marlies? The Leafs doesn't want to rush his development but they want to see if he has what it takes to play at the top level too. No matter what league he plays in, Leafs fans will definitely have an eye on him this season.

Jerry D'Amigo's most famous goal to date was one that crushed another team with a Maple Leaf on their chest. If he can provide that kind of clutch play for our Leafs, all will be forgiven.

With Giguere coming off the books after this season, the Leafs will need somebody to step into his spot. The goalie prospect most are hyped about right now is the 6'5 Jussi Rynnas. He will almost certainly start off with the Marlies but could be the next in line to join the big club. Much like Gustavsson last year, Rynnas will have to get accustomed to the North American game. While that may lead to a rough start, he is still somebody Leafs fans will want to pay close attention to.

Mikhail Stefanovich is a bit of a question mark. Many thought he might make some noise with the team last year but a poor preseason put an end to those ideas. He had a mediocre season in the Q last year and as a result, he's flying a bit under the radar. Hopefully he can find that scorer's touch which helped him net 49 goals in the Q two years ago.

#7...

I hate to say it, but whether we like it or not, many Leafs fans will have an eye on...

:(

Sleep Don't Weep

Do what you must do to find yourself
Wear another shoe

Paint my shelf



- Damien Rice

We Went Running

After the City 2 Surf Jem, Gem and I got all excited to run the Bridge Run, a 9km run across the Harbour Bridge. I was going to train hard and be awesome.

Alas...

I ran once, a few days after the City 2 Surf and didn't run again. Gem and Jem run only once too.

Today was race day, and we ran. None of us died. In fact we all found it way too easy.

We've decided to do the half marathon.

We're going to train hard and be awesome.

FEEL GOOD FRIDAYS: FLOETRY "FLOETIC"

Fantasia found peace with her Inner Angels

This track is one of my favorites because it represents me to the fullest! No matter what trails you go through you have to fight and take it as a lesson learned. "Even Angels learn how to Fly" this is something some people realize and some don't. Just know it is possible!!!

Can't wait to see video!

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Waiting

I'm sitting in a school staff room, in between chapels. I finished talking about The Prodigal Son an hour ago. It feels strange giving that talk. I think I originally wrote it 6 years ago, but I'm still trotting it out.
 
I acidentally made the mistake of saying, in one if my illustrations talking about the last night of a camp, "I found everyone sharing beds and sharing doonas." For a bunch of year 7 and 8s this was just an invitation to giggle about the supposed mass orgie I had discovered. I tried to recover but gave up and moved on. For the record I should have said "sitting on each other's beds and sharing doonas".

In about 10 minutes I talking about Jesus and superheros to the primary school, so I should go focus on that.

LAWYERS FLEE MEL GIBSON EX AS EVIDENCE OF FABRICATION MOUNTS

OK—let’s get this out of the way: On day-one of the media feeding frenzy surrounding the Russian Gypsy grifter who hustled Mel Gibson on a pregnancy scam after pulling the same game on British actor Timothy Dalton (and screwing then discarding a succession of men to get within "reproductive range" of the James Bond actor, like the common hustler she is) who then released alleged (we now know ALTERED) audio tapes featuring “Mad Mel"—who told you she was lower than gutter scum and had manufactured the entire sad saga even before she met Mel Gibson and blatantly scammed him?

HELLO, WE TOLD YOU SO.

We mean, really, Russian, no indoor plumbing, ambitious to marry Dalton, told friends (in the Ukraine where she originated from) that she would marry Dalton, screwed her way through a succession of older and younger men to meet and have her shot at bagging Dalton--and the "media" was still willing to give this gyftos the time-of-day?

As a signpost for the Mel Gibson scam, the Russian grifter immediately gets pregnant by Dalton, presses Dalton to marry, Dalton says “no problem, just sign this prenup”, and the Grifter, realizing she has been out-foxed, decamps to happier hunting grounds in LA.

Coincidence of coincidences! Of the scores of men this Russian adventurer has bedded to get out of the Ukraine, and to get to the UK to meet (and bed) Dalton, and then when she gets to Hollywood and beds Gibson—the ONLY TWO MEN IN THE UNIVERSE that this slut-gifter-con-artist gets pregnant by are the only two rich and famous men she has bedded?

OK, here is the punch line: The first set of lawyers this Gypsy-grifter hired quit, and now the second set of lawyers hired by this completely discredited scam artist have quit, including Eric George (see our prior posts, scroll down.)

And that is not all.

Rumor has it that the Los Angeles police have determined that the Russian grifter FAKED the photos of her alleged facial injuries (as we also predicted here) and are interviewing the her ex-lawyers to gather evidence in the mounting EXTORTION case against the slut. (HELLO!, a blow to the face hard enough to break off teeth is going to create visible soft-tissue damage and no black-eye was visible in the faked-tooth photos--later embellished to include the faked black-eye!)

It is also being reported in the tabloid press that the Ukrainian grifter who fled a dirt floor hovel with no indoor plumbing to the UK to hustle Tim Dalton in a pregnancy scam CANNOT PAY her huge Rodeo Drive bills she ran up in apparent anticipation of the riches she would reap in her latest scam.

From where we sit:

1. Shame on you all for judging Mel Gibson on fabricated tapes; AND

2. The Gipsy-grifter is finally about to receive JUSTICE (if not JAIL)!

Read more: Here and here

Meanwhile, the Russian-pregnancy-scam-artist is is reportedly meeting with divorce firm Troup& Troup, who boasts "Over 400 years experience in Family Law"--Ha!--pretty amazing, since a) the United States is not 400 years old--let alone California; b) what we now call "Family Law" in this state is no older that 30 years!!!! (Or does the firm mean that COLLECTIVELY its attorneys are 400 years old? Ha!!!! As if 400 hundred lawyers with one year worth of experience is equal to one very talented and experienced lawyer? Ha, Ha, Ha! Clown law firm meets clown client!!!!!!)

It looks like a DESCENDING hierarchical spiral of successive lawyers looking to cash-in, and the Russian is nearing the bottom of the barrel!!!!! (AS IN ROCK BOTTOM!!!!!)

Related: Oksana Grigorieva Switches Lawyers (TMZ)

Also Related: Mel Gibson's ex "drops" legal team

Uh, pardon our cynicism--but we think Mel Gibson's Ex was "dropped" by her (former) excellent team of criminal attorneys and NOT the other way around. Maybe the "dropping" happened because she could not pay the bills, and maybe her legal team just got tired of her serial lies. But this Russian grifter is not going to imply to the tabloid press that these top tier attorneys who used to represent her were at fault for the "droppage"--not on our watch.

Nice (but ridiculous and ineffectual) try to spin this story without the publicist who dropped you as well, moron, but no "cigar".

UPDATE: KIDDIE PORN PEDETRICIAN JUMPS BAIL

We covered the relatively obscure story of the kiddie porn pediatrician reported in the Arizona Republic here, because we figured that this story had "legs".

We were--literally--correct.

All major news outlets are now reporting that Dr. kiddie porn cut off his ankle monitoring bracelet and legged it out of town, and is now a fugitive. Dr. Emilio Luna is now being hunted by the FBI and the United States Marshals Service.

Related: Pediatrician facing porn charges flees, leaves behind car and electronic device

Stay tuned folks!

We predict that he will not get far with his face plastered all over CNN 24/7.

Watermelons and Pride

Last night at youth group I was speaking on Evangelism as a value for our youth group. I talked about our need to share the good news of Jesus. This gave me the perfect opportunity to talk about our love of sharing dumb videos and to show two of the most watched videos on YouTube this week.

Seeing as I love YouTube, this was perfect.

First I showed this one, because I think it's brilliant:



Then I showed this one because it seemed to have been the biggest thing on YouTube in the previous 24 hours. I'm not normally a fan of people getting hurt videos. Actually I am, but I try not to be. But I showed this not to laugh but to make a point about the uselessness of the things we share. Still, I may have laughed a bit:



Anyway, the talk itself seemed to go ok. I gave the kids an opportunity to become Christians and what was great is that two of them indicated that they wanted to become Christians! So in hindsight, the talk went brilliantly.

But despite the kingdom success I didn't feel all that good about the talk. I came home thinking I spoke too long, that it wasn't interesting enough and it was a bit of a mess. One of the leaders told me they found my gospel presentation "interesting". They clarified that it wasn't wrong or heretical, just interesting. I didn't quite know what this meant, so I worried then about my presentation of the gospel too.

So I came home feeling a little depressed. Which is highly dumb. I'm sure it was partly due to the fact that I was coming off the back of another big week of Bible talk preparing and giving, so I wasn't feeling real happy.

Still, it was dumb. Here I am, two kids have believed the Gospel for the first time and prayed to become a Christian, and I'm worrying about whether my talk was good enough. How full of pride I am that my primary response after my talk is not "How amazing God is that people gave their life to Jesus!" but "Oh dear, I don't think my talk was good/funny/interesting/short enough."

Less of me. More of Him.

Question

If you had to choose between being a dophin who could talk, or a mute human with flippers for arms who could swim like a dolphin what would you choose?

FEEL GOOD FRIDAYS: GET MONEY

FEEL GOOD FRIDAYS!!!!LET'S GET IT!!!!!!R.I.P MY RAPPER B.I.G

PEDIATRICIAN RELEASED ON BAIL FOLLOWING CHILD PORN ARREST

We have covered a lot of lawyers and judges in trouble for committing some pretty despicable acts, as well has some pretty hilarious antics, but this physician’s on-line behavior is a crime—as in federal crime: Child pornography.

The fact that the physician in question is a pediatrician puts the creep factor of the story through the roof.

"A federal judge on Friday issued the release of a Sun City pediatrician accused of sharing thousands of pornographic images of children. Dr. Emilio Luna, 40, is charged with distributing child pornography in interstate commerce", the Arizona Republic reports.

Federal agents arrested Dr. Luna after a three month investigation into the physician’s alleged file sharing activities on-line under an anonymous user name associated with an IP address traced to his parents’ home—where he lives. (Why are we not surprised that he still lives with mom and dad after practicing medicine for 10 years?)

During a search of Luna's bedroom, investigators seized hundreds of DVD’s believed to contain kiddie porn images, multiple passports and $15,000 in cash—along with two laptops, a desktop computer, and four external hard drives.

Apparently, the Doctor was so overflowing with kiddie porn images, that two laptops, a PC, and four external hard drives were not enough to hold them—he also needed 300 DVDs! Yikes!

And this man has been treating children for ten years?

We have a feeling that the Doctor’s arrest is just the tip of the iceberg, and the good Doctor did not go into pediatrics to heal children.

Read more here.

FANTASIA message! She is the realest!

With all the drama this women has been thru she is surely holding it down well! The message in her interview on 106 & park is so true. Sometime you got to just do you and don't worry about no one else. I can relate because I use to do the same thing, til someone came to me and told me to STOP! I use to worry about others and their careers. I also use to let this business get the best of me emotionally. Any women in this game can surely relate, strong or not strong. The Entertainment world can make you stronger or break you down to the point you do things like sell your soul! Women become a bitch for a reason and that's to continue to get her respect.

Fantasia is a chick from the hood that became famous and had the same dream anyone from the hood has, "Help everyone". She also had to deal with the reality of being a star and deal with that transition. Just like Keisha Cole it takes time, time for you to grow and see whats good or bad for you. Growing as a person and growing spiritually takes time. However, the media does not show that, but the growth of that person does and Fantasia is showing that growth! I am happy that she is pulling thru, I just pray she continues to get over that rocky road she is on!

Overweight LOVER, Last Longer In Bed...........

As much as I like a guy that can last more then 20 minutes, I still can't manage a big belly man or a over weight man. I love my skinny men, the skinner and taller, the bigger and longer! Well in my experiences!

A new research shows that FAT men last longer in bed. The scientific research, from Erciyes University in Turkey, found that men with excess body fat develop more female sex hormones that influence their sexual performance.Men with high fat levels were found to have higher levels of the female sex hormone oestradiol, which disrupts the chemical balance in their body, making them last longer during sex.

The survey’s results found fat men could last an average of 7.3 minutes during love making, while others only lasted 1.8 minutes. To find the results, researchers spent a year recording the body mass index (BMI) of more than 100 patients referred for specialist treatment. They compared these results with 100 other male patients who lasted longer during sex. Results concluded that the men needing treatment for premature ejaculation had lower BMI scores, meaning they were fitter. "We found that premature ejaculators were leaner," the report stated.

Well does this research include all races? I wonder because 7.3 minutes is a little too short for love making, maybe not for a quickie. All I know who ever was apart of this experiment was a very happy man!

MYPASSIONX FAVORITE: Bullet Bunny

Bullet Bunny New Item about to Join the Mypassion X family!
All the fun of a rabbit vibe with all the power of one of our strongest bullets — this bunny is a winner. A smooth, body-friendly attachment slips over the RO-120mm Bullet Vibrator to form a clit-tickling dual-action toy; just remote the sleeve and use the vibe itself for a powerful vibration against your clit, or to insert vaginally. Waterproof, strong, and ready to hop into action at the push-button touch of a finger!

Ron Isley brings Lauryn Hill Closer.....

Closer to the studio thank god!!!

Every time I hear the song "Close to you" I think of some comedy! For some reason they use it all the time. This duet with Lauryn Hill is historical! FINALLY another track and not another stage appearance since that's all she been doing lately. No matter what, Lauryn continues to she off her vocal skills and proves that no one can replace her natural sound. It's always a pleasure to hear Lauryn's voice on these mellow tracks! Even though this is Mr. Isley single, you can tell who makes it! While on tour I hope Ron brings out Lauryn to do this song! We shell see!!!!

Close to You - Ron Isley feat. Lauryn Hill by Rap-Up

MUS FOR THE SOUL: DWELE "I'm Cheatin"

Love the concept of this song! Ladies this is just a little message to you: You must always keep your man on his toes, change shit up! So at the end of the day he can appreciate what he has at home!

Kem ask "Why would you stay" {VIDEO}

KEM has done it again with his new single "Why would you stay" from his album "Intimacy Album III". On this track Kem confesses to falling for a woman he barely knows and speaks of wanting to spend the night with another. From his first single "Love calls" to this single I must say Kem is on a mission and can not be stopped! For a man who once was homelessness, he has proved that once you become spirituality and clean yourself up anything is possible. "My career didn't take off until I connected with my spirituality. That's why I take time on stage and on the album to administer spirituality to people. That's one of the things that I am most proud of." ~KEM

BOGUS LAWSUIT OF THE YEAR: BODYGUARD SUES FOR SEEING BRITNEY SPEARS NAKED

This item does not, in our view, require much comment.

Granted, Britney has at time been a tad overweight—but how much money could it worth to be subjected to the “ordeal” of having the Brit wear a “see-through” dress in your presence or to see her naked as a jaybird?

If the lawyer for Britney’s former bodyguard Fernando Flores gets his way, a lot of money.

Read the lawsuit, filed yesterday in Los Angeles Superior Court, here.

Work and Laziness

I'm writing a talk at the moment on work and laziness in the book of Proverbs. It's for a school. I was asked to do it. I didn't realise I could have picked another topic. This is a shame because work and laziness are not very exciting ideas. I'm not passionate about people working hard. I especially don't want to be the guy who turns up to school and says "Work hard and you'll achieve stuff", I hated those speeches at school. And the "Don't waste your education" speeches, I hated them too. I don't want to be that guy. I want to stand there and say "Don't open your HSC. Don't stress. Go out late at night. Only do the homework you want to do. You are not your education." Though I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get invited back.

I might try and find the middle way. I might tell them all to become plumbers, cause plumbers are awesome.

Sean Kinston Ft Trav - Monster Freestyle

Fresh off the Twitter line, my little biggie Sean Kingston post this freestyle track! I gotta to say my little Jamaican is doing a good job! His flow is stepping up for real! Let's see where this goes! As long as he stays true and don't get big headed Sean Kingston will always get love from me!

Sean Kinston Ft Trav - Monster Freestyle 01 by Mysteria

REVIEW: Labor Day All White weekend

The All White weekend here in Miami is FINALLY over! Being a new mommy I didn't get to go to all the parties, hell I would not even be able to manage it! First stop was Saturday Sept. 4th Young Jeezy All White Everything at King of Diamonds, man X/O Management has done it again! The amount of people that was there was unbelievable! I mean yeah it was Young Jeezy, but damn that traffic was off the hook and it was only 10:00 p.m. I left early, because of a twet on twitter saying it was packed and that was at 8-ish!


We did not get to go inside with our camera, which sucked and defeated the purpose, but I guess rules are rules. I can say everyone came out in their all white, I mean everyone! From our sources that we gave our tickets too, gave me the scoop and from what they said the show was nice! I didn't hear of any drama, but it was clear everyone went out to have a good time.

Sunday Sept. 5 we went to The White Party at Karu & Y music by Supa Sound, Eccentrix, Renaissance and Richie D. The night was kinda up in the air, because it was pouring like crazy, but around 1 A.M. we headed out! Once we got there parking was already full and people had to walk from surrounding parking areas. I thought when we got in it would be a light crowd, however the shit was packed! On top of that everyone, once again came out in their all white. Yeah we caught a few people not in white, but majority of the club was in all white!


The vibes was nice, hell to me! I have not danced like that in a minute so you know I had a blast! Sorry to say people, but my buzz kicked in and I can't really tell you who was playing what, just know they had us sweating like crazy! SEEEEE

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I never go wrong when it comes to Hybrid Events! You go to have a blast not to hear DJ's trying to prove them selves! I don't know bout no one else, but I always enjoy my vibes at Hybrid Events without some crying DJ on the mic!

SOOOOO in all my weekend was great, rain and all! Well that's what you have to expect during hurricane season, but trust you cant let it stop you! The people sure did prove that this Rainy holiday weekend!