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Showing posts with label Kelley Lynch. Show all posts

Friday, July 30, 2010

FORMER COHEN MANAGER KELLEY LYNCH FLEES TO FT LAUDERDALE, FL

Kelley Lynch, following her arrest at Juanita’s Restaurant in Boulder, Co.

Several readers have emailed us to find out what happened to Leonard Cohen’s former manager Kelley Lynch—whose life fell apart after she got caught in late 2004 with her hand in the till to the tune of five million dollars, and for the last 14 months has waged a relentless, and at times hilarious, internet and email war against this blog and its editor.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the saga, Lynch (who was Cohen’s manager from ’88-’2004) suffered a mental breakdown, lost her home in foreclosure, got sued by Cohen for $7.3 million (and had a theft based civil judgment entered against her in that amount), lost custody of her 12 year old son, was evicted from her office (resulting in an additional money judgment), was sued on her $70,000 unpaid Neiman Marcus account, suffered several additional money judgments and started living on the streets of Santa Monica.

Lynch also commenced her now trade-mark campaign of internet terror against Leonard Cohen and anyone else who dared disagree with her flood of daily incoherent, ranting, and conspiracy themed emails and blog posts—as anyone who has ever participated in an internet discussion on the subject of Leonard Cohen or the Phil Spector case knows all too well.

Lynch also shrugged off several civil harassment restraining orders issued against her (including two in Cohen’s favor) as well as six bench warrants for her arrest as all “fraudulent”.

In approximately 2007 Lynch left Santa Monica and moved in with a former Buddhist acquaintance in Boulder, Colorado—which arrangement terminated shortly after Lynch was served at the residence with yet additional legal papers. (Lynch claims that she left because the man had "mother-in-law problems".)

From there Lynch moved to a succession of transient living accommodations, was (in her words) “frequently arrested” by the Boulder Police Department, briefly fled to New Jersey (after Cohen’s lawyers obtained a restraining order against her following a Colorado court hearing), returned to Louisville, Colorado (all the while leaving 10-15 ranting voice messages a day on Bruce Cutler’s office telephone system, and sending as many emails a day to the IRS and the FBI demanding the arrest of her growing list of “enemies”), and then moved in 2009 to Houston, Texas where she lived in a homeless shelter at night, and relentlessly blogged by day from a branch of the Houston Public Library.

In November of 2009 Lynch moved back to Los Angeles and into the apartment of her 23 year old son Rutger Penick.

Throughout all of this time, Kelley Lynch has clung to the fantasy that her “dear friend” Phil Spector will ride to her rescue by providing the budget and lawyers necessary for Lynch to vanquish Cohen, this blog, the LAPD, prosecutor Alan Jackson and her myriad other perceived “enemies” in court.

But, alas, after thousands of voice messages and email messages to Phil Spector’s former and current “legal team”, and notwithstanding direct entreaties by post to the now incarcerated creator of the Wall of Sound, the proverbial “lawyers, guns, and money” have failed to issue forth. Darn!

Because Kelley Lynch is impervious to logic and consumed by conspiracy theories regarding the genesis of her downhill slide (instead of realizing she was fired for stealing-->no job, no money-->no money, no house-->no house, no custody and so on) she is always exasperating and her hundreds of emails a week (copy to the IRS, the FBI, governors, attorneys, mayors, the media) hilarious.

But on July 8, 2010 Kelley Lynch seemingly dropped off the face of the earth. No posts on her inane “Cyber-terrorismWatch Dog Blog”. No daily rant emails. No posts on other sites about how she is going to “take everyone down legally”.

So where is she? Curious? Then let’s get to the gossip!

Actually, it’s more than gossip.

On July 8, 2010 Kelley Lynch abruptly moved out of her son Rutger’s Los Angeles apartment and in with an old friend—again from her “Buddhist days”—in Fort Lauderdale Florida.

How do we know this?

A source ran into her two weeks ago in Ft. Lauderdale with her old friend “Eric”—who is a dealer in antique Buddhist artifacts, and reported that she is now bunking with him.

It turns out that “Eric” is Eric Salter, who attended a Buddhist seminary with Lynch’s second husband Douglas Penick—so there is a definitely connection there dating back decades. (Note that Mr. Salter has sent us a dozen emails denying that Lynch is living with him.)

Additionally, in the last three and a half weeks, we have received roughly 300 emails from Kelley Lynch that were sent from a Fort Lauderdale IP address.

And then there are the 30 unsolicited emails we received from Ms. Lynch in the last few days gratuitously denying that she is now at Eric’s—and to stop “criminally harassing” her “friend Eric Salter”, as well as the dozen emails to the FBI, the IRS, and other demanding that we be “investigated” and “charged” with “criminally harassing Eric”. Which is, of course, the same pattern of denial that Lynch engaged in when we published that she was blogging from Boulder, when we noted that she was living in Houston, and when we mentioned here that she had moved in with her son Rutger in Los Angeles.

In other words, anything that Kelley Lynch—or anyone else—spends that much energy denying, must be true.

So what is Lynch’s major malfunction?

Aside from being a chronic alcoholic (our source told us that when he saw her two weeks ago she was too drunk to even carry on a coherent conversation) we have also learned that her older brother Jay was diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic over 30 years ago, and also became homeless.

In any event, whatever happens in the continuing saga that is Kelley Lynch, it is sure to be interesting—so stay tuned folks.

Friday, June 4, 2010

KELLEY LYNCH ANNIVERSARY SERIES: ONE READER’S OPINION

Kelley Lynch (Bolder PD booking photo)

It has been one year since—following her bannage from these pages— we first posted about the controversial former Leonard Cohen manager Kelley Lynch. (See here.)

To commemorate the one year anniversary of almost daily harassment by Ms. Lynch consisting of multiple daily emails (over 4,000 to date) sent to the IRS, the FBI, the media, attorneys, governors, mayors, the State Bar, local police agencies and many others—all accusing us of multiple criminal offenses—we have invited various persons (including Lynch’s own family) to guest post here.

Here is the first in a series of such posts. These views do not necessarily reflect our views and we are not responsible for third party content, such as this post.

Bloggers Beware

Opinion

By Susanne Walsh

To those of you who have not yet been "lucky" enough to meet Kelley Lynch on the internet, you are herby warned that she is a very disturbed woman so filled with hate and need for revenge that I believe she can be dangerous to anyone who gets involved with her and her crazy rants.

Ms. Lynch was indeed Leonard Cohen’s personal manager for several years. However a few years ago Leonard Cohen discovered that Ms. Lynch had stolen and mismanaged his entire savings. Cohen fired her, sued her and won a judgment of $7.9 million.

However Ms. Lynch vanished and never made an attempt to pay back the money she stole from the old poet, instead she (from wherever she was hiding) started to harass Mr. Cohen and his attorney (e-mails and phone calls). In 2008 Leonard Cohen obtained a restraining order against Ms. Lynch which she accepted, but she then started a vicious hate campaign against Leonard Cohen by targeting every newspaper/magazine forum that would bring a favorable review of a performance by Mr. Cohen.

Ms. Lynch has in the most disgusting manner slandered and lied about Mr. Cohen and his family; she has falsely accused him of every crime in the book from tax fraud, thief, liar, perjurer, child molester and much more. Any blogger who will respond and disagree or object to her brutal attacks, she will verbally abuse and even threaten to “report” to The Department of Justice or even at one point to Department for Humanity in Haag, for making her look and sound “not credible” and for "obstructing justice".

She will also turn things around and play the victim, accusing all who in a disagreeable way reply to her postings, that we are all insane, stupid liars that are harassing her and her children and parents and destroying her life. In the past few years Ms. Lynch has sent several hundred e-mails to the IRS and other public offices with her claims punishments for especially Leonard Cohen, but also everybody who does not agree with her, as she for years has been “waiting” for Bruce Cutler or some other high profile lawyer from Phil Spector’s legal team to come knock on her door and take her case against Cohen and the rest of the world who she believes have a conspiracy against her.

It should be noted that Leonard Cohen has never been arrested, charged or prosecuted of any wrongdoing as well as he has never responded to Ms. Lynch’s slanderous hate campaign and since the legal matters were finalized has never publicly spoken of Ms. Lynch and her betrayals

Susanne Walsh

Friday, May 7, 2010

GOOD BYE AND GOOD LUCK KELLEY LYNCH

May 7, 2010

Dear Kelley Lynch:

RE: Your emails of 7:20 am, 7:22 am, 7:23 am, 7:27 am, 7:30 am, 7:31 am, 7:33 am, 7:35 am, 7:37 am, 8:05 am, 8:07 am, 8:08 am, 8:12 am, 8:18 am, 8:34 am, 8:40 am, 9:29 am, 9:35 am, 9:39 am, 9:44 am, 9: 45 am, 9:46 am, 9:47 am, 9:51 am, and 10:33 am, regarding your request to record producer Phil Spector (who you have not heard from in 7 years), his wife Rachelle, and his attorney Dennis Riordan to “hire an investigator to investigate” this blog and to "join you" in (i.e., pay for) a lawsuit against this blog and is editor:

Good Luck!

Thank you for all of the hilarious material you have (unwittingly) supplied to his blog, but your time in the blog-light is over.

All the best,

Blogonaut Law Blog

PS: Don't call us, we'll call you.
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PPS: You seem a little unclear on the don't-call-us-we'll-call-you concept, with the 120+ emails that you flooded our inbox with this week-end; We will not be doing anything except leaving you with your self-inflicted ignominy--so don't bother.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

THE 14TH SHEEPDOG SPEAKS

His Holiness The 14th Sheepdog during his early training

Allow us to introduce ourselves.

We are The 14th Sheepdog, Popo Je-tsun Jigme Kunchen Ngodup Thokmay Wangdue.

What does that mean? If you don’t speak Tibetan, you don’t want to know.

Suffice it to say that there is a new sheriff in town.

Oh, by the way, don’t mess with the Jangbu-Blogoaut, through whom we channel our all-knowing wisdom.

Your cooperation in this matter would be most appreciated.

Cordially yours,

--The 14th Sheepdog


PS: This includes you, Kelley Lynch

PPS: Tick, tock baby.

[For background click here, browse comments]

Sunday, April 18, 2010

BLOG OWNER IMMUNITY AND THE ANTI-SLAP MOTION

Legal Commentary

By Blogonaut

An issue of widespread concern to blog owners and moderators is: “Can I be sued for defamatory comments posted by others?” The answer is “no”, and we would like to flesh out the law on this point with an actual example of someone who has been threatening to sue this blog daily for about a year.

Notorious internet troll and flame artist Kelley Lynch has emailed us ad nausium to assert that we are liable for third party comments posted on this blog, notwithstanding 47 U.S.C. Section 230, subsection (c)(1)—which provides immunity to the owners and users of an interactive blog for content authored by third parties—including blog comments.

She incorrectly speculates that this blog is “approving, controlling and dominating” the third party comments and therefore concludes (without citing any supporting case law or learned treatises on the subject) that the preemptive language of Section 230 does not apply.

Not so; Blog owners and moderators are immune under Section 230 for even moderated or “screened” third party comments—because the statute provides immunity for content authored by others.

Moreover, the California legislature has erected a very high hurdle for defamation plaintiffs known as an anti-SLAP motion—an acronym for Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation—that in combination with the preemptive immunity provided under federal law by Section 230 renders even the attempt to sue a California blog a risky proposition indeed for the plaintiff in such an action.

BLOG OWNER IMMUNITY UNDER FEDERAL LAW

Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act of 1996 (a common name for Title V of the Telecommunications Act of 1996) is a landmark piece of Internet legislation in the United States, codified at 47 U.S.C. § 230. Section 230(c)(1) provides immunity from liability for providers and users of an "interactive computer service" who publish information provided by others:

In a nutshell, no provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider.

In analyzing the availability of the immunity offered by Section 230, courts generally apply a conjunctive three-prong test:

1. The defendant must be a "provider or user" of an "interactive computer service."

2. The defamation suit must "treat" the defendant "as the publisher or speaker" of the harmful information at issue.

3. The information must be "provided by another information content provider," i.e., the defendant must not be the "information content provider" of the harmful information at issue.

(See Delfino v. Agilent Technologies, Inc. (2006) 145 Cal.App.4th 790, 804, and federal and California appellate cases cited therein.)

Therefore, we are not liable in defamation as a result of anything posted by any third party commenters—as the cases construing Section 230 hold—because we did not provide that "information" or content.

This is true under the plain meaning of the Section 230 whether the comments are “moderated” (screened) or not--the statute does not distinguish between moderated and unmoderated comments.

A CALIFORNIA BLOGGER’S BEST FRIEND: A “SPECIAL MOTION TO STRIKE” UNDER THE “ANTI-SLAP STATUTE

Code of Civil Procedure section 425.16, the so called “anti-SLAP statute”, provides in relevant part:

"A cause of action against a person arising from any act of that person in furtherance of the person's right of petition or free speech under the United States or California Constitution in connection with a public issue shall be subject to a special motion to strike, unless the court determines that the plaintiff has established that there is a probability that the plaintiff will prevail on the claim." (Id., sec. 425.16, subd. (b)(1).)

Under this statute, the defendant moving to strike a lawsuit has the initial burden to show that the cause of action "aris[es] from [an] act ... in furtherance of the [moving party's] right of petition or free speech." (Ibid.) Once that burden is met, the burden shifts to the person filing suit to demonstrate the "probability that the plaintiff will prevail on the claim." (Code Civ. Proc., § 425.16, subd. (b)(1); Equilon Enterprises v. Consumer Cause, Inc. (2002) 29 Cal.4th 53at p. 67.)

"To satisfy this prong, the plaintiff must 'state[ ] and substantiate[ ] a legally sufficient claim.' [Citation.] 'Put another way, the plaintiff "must demonstrate that the complaint is both legally sufficient and supported by a sufficient prima facie showing of facts to sustain a favorable judgment at trial if the evidence submitted by the plaintiff is credited." ' [Citation.]" (Jarrow Formulas, Inc. v. LaMarche (2003) 31 Cal.4th 728, 741, fn. Omitted, bold italics added.) This showing must be made with competent admissible evidence, and not hearsay and speculation.

WHAT IS A PUBLIC FORUM FOR PURPOSES OF THE STATUTE?

As the California Supreme Court stated in Barrett v. Rosenthal (2006) 40 Cal.4th 33, “Web sites accessible to the public ... are ‘public forums' for purposes of the anti-SLAPP statute.” (Id. at p. 41, fn. 4, citing Huntingdon Life Sciences, Inc. v. Stop Huntingdon Animal Cruelty USA, Inc. (2005) 129 Cal.App.4th 1228, 1247; Wilbanks v. Wolk (2004) 121 Cal.App.4th 883, 895; ComputerXpress, Inc. v. Jackson (2001) 93 Cal.App.4th 993, 1007; MCSi, Inc. v. Woods (N.D.Cal.2003) 290 F.Supp.2d 1030, 1033; see also New.net, Inc. v. Lavasoft (C.D.Cal.2004) 356 F.Supp.2d 1090, 1107 [statements made in software available free of charge].)

“In a sense, the Web, as a whole, can be analogized to a public bulletin board. A public bulletin board does not lose its character as a public forum simply because each statement posted there expresses only the views of the person writing that statement. It is public because it posts statements that can be read by anyone who is interested, and because others who choose to do so, can post a message through the same medium that interested persons can read.” (Wilbanks v. Wolk, supra, 121 Cal.App.4th at p. 897.)

In Wilbanks, the court noted that while the defendant controlled her Web site, she did not control the Web.

“Others can create their own Web sites or publish letters or articles through the same medium, making their information and beliefs accessible to anyone interested in the topics discussed in [her] Web site. We conclude, therefore, that Wolk's statements were made in a public forum.” (Ibid.)

HOW IS THE PUBLIC INTEREST REQUIREMENT SATISFIED?

With respect to the requirement that the statements be made in connection with an issue of public interest, we note that this term is also broadly construed; any issue in which the public takes an interest is of “public interest.” ( Nygard v. Uusi-Kerttula (2008) 159 Cal.App.4th 1027, 1039.)

Even in cases where the issue is not of interest to the public at large, but rather to a limited, but definable segment of the public, constitutionally protected activity which occurs “in the context of an ongoing controversy, dispute or discussion ... [thus embodying] the public policy of encouraging participation in matters of public significance” satisfies this “public interest” requirement. (Du Charme v. International Broth. Of Elec. Workers, Local 45 (2003) 110 Cal.App.4th 107, 119.)

Continuing with our real-life example, Kelley Lynch holds some very controversial views concerning two well known celebrities, Leonard Cohen and Phil Spector, has suffered a $7.3 million judgment against her premised on alleged theft and mismanagement in favor of the former, and claims that she was “kidnapped” by the LAPD as a result of a conspiracy to retaliate against her for her report to the IRS against Cohen AS WELL AS her public support for Phil Spector.

To make matters even more controversial, Lynch frequents blogs and other public forums posting about Leonard Cohen OR Phil Spector, and often posts her controversial views there—typically drawing spirited opposing views, at which point Lynch has been known to post a letter to the IRS (copy to the FBI, the Justice Department, and to media outlets) accusing the offending blog commenter(s) of “cyber-terrorism” and “witness tampering” and demanding an investigation—provoking a sharp exchange.

This blog, and many persons who comment here, hold views contrary to some expressed by Lynch on these controversial subjects regarding two well known celebrities. Therefore, the public interest requirement is met, and the anti-SLAP statute applies.

But any topic that a well defined segment of the public is interested in (for example Leonard Cohen fans, trial watchers, NASCAR fans, etc.) will meet the public interest test and qualify the blog for anti-SLAP protection under the California statute.

HOW THE ANTI-SLAP PROCEDURE WORKS

In the illustrative example we are using, should Kelley Lynch actually file suit for defamation in California Superior Court—either where she lives or Blogonaut is domiciled—once Blogonaut filed an anti-SLAP motion, the burden would shift to Lynch to come forward with sufficient admissible evidence on each required factual element of the tort of defamation (i.e., that the defendant published the defamatory statement, that is was defamatory, that it was "fact" not "opinion", that it was false, recklessly published, and resulted in provable economic damages to the plaintiff).

In other words, she “must demonstrate that the complaint is both legally sufficient and supported by a sufficient prima facie showing of facts to sustain a favorable judgment if the evidence submitted by the plaintiff is credited.” (Soukup v. Law Offices of Herbert Hafif (2006) 39 Cal.4th 260, 291, citations omitted, bold italics added.)

At this point, Lynch would also be required to produce competent admissible evidence persuading the trial court that the Section 230 immunity does not apply (for example, that the blog owner in fact authored the objectionable content)—and should she fail in proving either her case would be immediately dismissed.

The anti-SLAP motion must brought at the beginning of the litigation (within a short time after service of the complaint)— and may be filed before the defendant has been required to answer.

In addition, The filing of the anti-SLAP motion immediately and automatically stays the litigation—including any discovery proceedings or pending subpoenas—until the motion is decided.

LOSING PLAINTIFFS MUST PAY THE DEFENDANT’S LEGAL FEES

If Kelley Lynch failed to meet that burden, not only would the trial court be required to dismiss the suit before we were even required to file an answer in court and the judge would also be required to award to the all defendants in the suit all attorneys fees and costs each of them expended in bringing the special motion to strike as well as in connection with any appeal from the decision. (Code Civ. Proc., 425.16, subd. (c) ["In any action subject to subdivision (b), a prevailing defendant on a special motion to strike shall be entitled to recover his or her attorneys fees and costs"].)

BLOGGER'S APPEAL FROM ORDER DENYING ANTI-SLAP MOTION STAYS CASE

In addition, should an anti-SLAP motion be denied by the trial court, not only is that decision appealable, but the filing of the notice of appeal will automatically stay the entire lawsuit until the appeal is resolved, and the matter returned to the trial court. (Varian Medical Systems, Inc. v. Delfino (2005) 35 Cal.4th 180, 195-196 [“Because we must follow the Legislature's intent, we agree with Mattel, supra, 99 Cal.App.4th 1179, 121 Cal.Rptr.2d 794, and hold that an appeal from the denial of an anti-SLAPP motion automatically stays further trial court proceedings on the merits. [Footnote omitted.]".)

With civil appeals taking an average of a year and a half to two years to resolve in California, a defamation plaintiff is looking at a substantial trial delay even if the trial court concludes that the case has enough minimal merit to proceed. A court of appeal will still have to screen the case for minimal merit all over again.

But such a plaintiff’s biggest risk is that if she cannot come forward with competent admissible evidence in opposition to the anti-SLAP motion, establishing that she can prove each and every element of her defamation case AND that the case is not barred by Section 230, the case will be dismissed and the defendants awarded their attorneys fees.

In the last such special motion to strike we litigated, the defense incurred in excess of $50,000 in bringing the motion in the trial court and another $70,000 briefing the case on appeal and preparing for oral argument—so the risks to California defamation plaintiff are not insubstantial.

Plaintiffs counsel must screen defamation cases against California bloggers very carefully, because not only are they not going to collect a contingent fee of if the case is dismissed, if dismissed they are exposed under California law to being sued for malicious prosecution, if a court later determines that no reasonable attorney would have considered the case to be meritorious. (See, Sheldon Appel Co. v. Albert & Oliker (1989) 47 Cal.3d 863, 867 and subsequent California Supreme Court cases citing it.)

So take heart California bloggers, you have powerful legal tools available to defend yourself against spurious defamation suits—particularly in respect to third party content, including blog comments by others.

Friday, April 2, 2010

KELLEY LYNCH CALLS GIBSON DUNN’S SCOTT EDELMAN “PATHETIC”—VOWS TO FILE PAPERS AGAINST MUSIC LEGEND LEONARD COHEN

Former Leonard Cohen Manager Kelley Lynch in a Boulder, Co. PD photo

April 2, 2010
By Blogonaut

On August 16, 2005 Grammy award winning singer song-writer Leonard Cohen sued his former business manager Kelley Lynch in a Los Angeles Superior Court Complaint for fraud, theft, and mismanagement.

A multi-million dollar judgment was subsequently entered in Cohen’s favor after Lynch failed to respond to the complaint—she has said—because defending herself from the suit would be “participating in” the entertainer’s alleged “tax fraud”. [EDITOR’S NOTE: No tax charges have ever been filed against the entertainer.]

Legally established by the suit is Cohen’s $5M+ loss as a result of Lynch’s siphoning off of assets in excess of the 15% management fee to which Cohen admits Lynch was verbally entitled. The judgment has been accumulating 10% legal interest ever since.

Now, almost six years later, Lynch has contacted this blog to announce her (belated) plan to “file a document against Cohen” in Los Angeles Superior Court “within the week”.

Lynch, claiming that she had not read Cohen’s complaint against her “in its entirety” until this week, announced to this blog in a written statement her intended court filing, and had this to say about Cohen’s complaint that has now blossomed into an approximate $8 million judgment (with interest) against the former manager:

“[Leonard Cohen’s] Complaint was deranged. It's unintelligible. Pathetic . Shameless, Rotten lawyering. A child could have done a better job.” --Kelley Lynch


The August 15, 2005 complaint was filed on Cohen’s behalf by Scott A. Edelman of Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher, LLP, a partner with the litigation powerhouse who co-chairs its Media, Entertainment and Technology Practice Group.

A review of Mr. Edelman’s resume reveals anything but an amateur trial lawyer.

Mr. Edelman has substantial experience trying high stake fraud cases, including representing the plaintiff in obtaining a $122 million dollar federal jury verdict in Intertainment v. Franchise Pictures, and achieving the dismissal of two toxic torts cases against Dole Foods because of fraud on the court by plaintiffs and their counsel. The Dole victory was featured as the cover story of the October issues of California Lawyer and Corporate Counsel, and received wide-spread newspaper coverage, including a front-page feature story in the Wall Street Journal.

Mr. Edelman received his law degree from the University of California (Boalt Hall) in 1984, where he was Co-Editor-in-Chief of the Ecology Law Quarterly. He obtained his Bachelor of Arts degree in English from Stanford University in 1981, where he graduated with distinction. Prior to joining Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher LLP, Mr. Edelman clerked for United States District Court Judge Jesse W. Curtis in the Central District of California.

In 2010 Mr. Edelman received a Clay Award as "Lawyer of the Year" from California Lawyer and was recognized as an "Attorney of the Year" by The Recorder. He was named in 2009 as one of the Daily Journal's Top 100 Lawyers in California, 2009 "Litigator of the Year" by the Century City Bar Association, one of ten litigators named in the Los Angeles Business Journal's 2009 Top 100 Lawyers in Los Angeles, "Best of the Bar" by the Los Angeles Business Journal, and one of the "Best Lawyers In America" by American Lawyer Media.

Mr. Edelman has been profiled as one of Hollywood's top litigators in Daily Variety's Hollywood Law Impact List, and has been named one of the top 100 "Power Lawyers" by the Hollywood Reporter.

Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher is among the finest law firms in the United States, and the oldest corporate law firm in Los Angeles.

American Lawyer magazine ranks Gibson Dunn on its prestigious A-List for the fourth consecutive year in 2009. The American Lawyer considers the 20 A-List law firms to be the most elite law firms in the country.

In 2010 The American Lawyer magazine Gibson Dunn as the "Litigation Department of the Year", over other national finalists law firms.

Kelley Lynch refuses to disclose the identity of the counsel whom she says will be filing against Leonard Cohen next week.

In the past, attorneys who Lynch has claimed to be consulting with have informed this blog that they have no relationship with her.

Most recently Kelley Lynch claimed in a written statement to this blog to be represented in certain matters by an attorney named Benjamin Shafee. When informed that there was no attorney admitted to practice in California surnamed “Shafee”, Ms Lynch elaborated that her attorney “spells his name in a variety of ways”—accounting (she claims) for our incorrect conclusion that there is no such lawyer licensed in this state.

Lynch’s written statements also asserted that she is now writing a tell-all book about Cohen, under the working title “The Dark side of the Love Generation: Leonard Cohen”.

Lynch claims to be represented by Jim Goudarzi and Universal Management Professionals, Inc.

A Google search turned up zero results for either Goudarzi or Universal Management Professionals, and Lynch refused to provide their contact information to this blog.

Stay tuned folks, because we predict that this story is only going to get stranger.
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UPDATE 6/1/2010:
We have heard from Jim Goudazari, and it turns out that he is just another Kelley Lynch victim!
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While KL was writing us in early April claiming that she was being "represented" by Goudazari, it turns out that that Goudazari hired Lynch as a "paralegal" in early January, immediately figured out that she was neither credentialed nor qualified for the post, and had to call 911 to get her to leave (which she did in April).
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True to character, KL then started bombarding Goudazari--who owns a Santa Monica paralegal service for attorneys--and his clients with harassing emails to the IRS etc.
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Goudazari was very much relieved to learn that he was not the only one on the receiving end of this kind of KL harassment and that the IRS DOES NOT TAKE HER SERIOUSLY. ("Thank God", Goudazari exclaimed in relief.)

Thursday, February 4, 2010

LEONARD COHEN SHRUGS OFF LOSS OF ESTATE TO FORMER MGR WITH GRAMMY AWARD, SOLD OUT VENUES

Regular readers of this blog are well aware that the singer, songwriter, and 60’s icon Leonard Cohen suffered a financial blow in his 70’s that would have relegated most of us to the fetal position—if not a lifetime of food stamps: the loss of his entire $6 million retirement nest-egg to his former manager, against whom the music legend has a completely uncollectible $7.9 million judgment.

But unlike the rest of us, let alone the pool of former music greats who now languish in obscurity, Cohen deftly landed on his feet with a multi-year, international, wildly successful and critically acclaimed world tour—coming back more popular than ever, more financially secure than ever.

What could be a more fitting emblem of the comeback story of the decade that the lifetime achievement award presented to Leonard Cohen at the Grammy Awards last Sunday, next to Cohen’s (posthumous) co-award recipient Michael Jackson?

Congratulations Leonard Cohen, you are awesome!

Read more: Michael Jackson, Leonard Cohen win special Grammys
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Related: MTV Newsroom Leonard Cohen, John Cale Rule 'Hallelujah' Poll Results

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

LEONARD COHEN HARASSER UNDETERRED BY $7.9 MILLION JUDGMENT, RESTRAINING ORDERS [UPDATED 6-3-2009]

June 2, 2009

At age 72 music legend Leonard Cohen was on the verge of enjoying a comfortable retirement funded by what he thought was a generous nest egg, only to find out that what he assumed was a retirement account balance of some $9 million had dwindled to a sum less than a hundred thousand dollars.

Granted, Cohen was not exactly “hands-on” with his finances during the period leading up to this unfortunate epiphany—he spent the 4 years preceding this Suzy-Orman-esque moment on an extended spiritual retreat, and had delegated unfettered control over his financial affairs to what Cohen viewed as a close friend, former lover, and trusted advisor.

After some initial reluctance—but after being advised that the tax consequences of inaction (owing taxes on money someone else allegedly made off with) might be less-than-appealing, Cohen, through his Beverly Hills attorneys, sued his former business manager Kelley Lynch, winning a $7.9 million California state court judgment against her in an uncontested default proceeding.

For the record, Lynch now claims that she either was never properly served with the suit or that the multi-million dollar money judgment entered against her “incriminates” Cohen in a scheme that she describes in her frequent blog posts and Cohen discussion board comments as Cohen’s “fraudulent” attempt to cover up his multi-million dollar theft from her.

In any event, Lynch has no intention of attempting to set the judgment aside—preferring to characterize the judgment as Cohen falling into her tactical trap. (As Lynch recently stated about this reporter in an email copied to the IRS, The Justice Department, several high profile criminal defense attorneys who do not represent her, the governor of Colorado and a laundry list of other government and law enforcement officials too numerous to mention here: “What is it about I have no intention of setting the [$7.9 million] judgment aside that [Joff Belark] does not understand?”)

What the May 12, 2006 judgment does, though, is legally establish the basic truth of Cohen’s core allegations against his former manager: That his financial losses were due in substantial part to Lynch breaching her fiduciary duties to Cohen by, among other things, siphoning off his retirement funds for her own use and mismanaging his estate to generate commissions for herself. (For example, Cohen has alleged that even though he did not need the money, Lynch engineered the sale of all of the rights to Cohen’s songs—generating her a $1 million commission instead of the $100,000+ annual commission she typically earned as Cohen’s manager—which proceeds she then siphoned off for her own use while the singer song-writer was off meditating.)

The judgment also contains a finding that every dime previously held by Lynch through several Cohen related legal entities was held in trust for Leonard Cohen, as well as an injunction prohibiting Lynch from exercising any further dominion or control over those assets.

In the words of a Colorado federal judge who last year returned to Cohen $154,000 paid into court by a third party fiduciary in the face of Kelley Lynch’s conflicting claim for the money:

“On May 12, 2006, the Superior Court of California, County of Los Angeles, ruled on the issue of ownership of the funds, and entered default judgment in favor of Cohen and against Lynch in the amount of 7.3 million in damages and interest…In rendering judgment, the California court declared Lynch was ‘not the owner of any assets in Traditional Holdings, LLC’ and any interest Lynch had in ‘any other entity related to Cohen ... she [held] as trustee for Cohen's equitable title.’ The California court enjoined Lynch from interfering with Cohen's right to receive any such funds or property or in any other way exercising control over any funds or property related to Cohen. The California court ruling was not appealed and is now final. [Par.] The final judgment of the California court settles the dispute between Lynch and Cohen over ownership of the [$154,000].”

That settled it, right? Not exactly, in Lynch’s mind at least.

Lynch, undeterred, embarked on an alleged campaign to harass Cohen, as primarily evinced by a restraining order issued in favor of Cohen and against Lynch by a Los Angeles County Superior Court judge.

At some point along the way, Lynch has stated in various internet posts that she was “kidnapped” by Los Angeles police officers and taken against her will to a Los Angeles County psychiatric facility where Lynch claims she was involuntarily held and drugged pursuant to a conspiracy on the part of Cohen, his lawyers, the Los Angeles County District Attorneys Office, the LAPD, and others to discredit Lynch (who claims to have been a defense witness for Phil Spector in his murder case) and to protect Cohen from Lynch’s allegations that Cohen [allegedly] perjured himself in a “secret grand jury” proceeding in the Phil Spector matter--and that the psychiatric file, as well as the relevant police reports were later altered or substituted by police in furtherance of the alleged conspiracy against her.

In approximately 2007, Kelley Lynch moved to Boulder, Colorado where she has off and on reportedly been homeless. In addition, as Lynch stated today, and Blogonaut has independently confirmed, Lynch has in her words been “frequently arrested” by the Boulder Police Department (see booking photo, above). [Ed. Note--Lynch denies being homeless in Boulder, see below update, and stresses that a jury acquited her.]
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To be sure, Lynch attributes her arrests in Boulder to the continuing conspiracy to silence her, as she claims in various internet posts—including an email to the Department of Justice that Lynch published today requesting that the DOJ investigate why she has been "arrested with such frequency" in Boulder.

In 2008, Cohen again took Kelley Lynch to court, this time in Boulder, alleging—as with the earlier issued California restraining order—that Lynch was harassing him.
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For the record, Lynch has repeatedly stated that the September 2, 2008 restraining order was “fraudulently issued” after Cohen failed to have Lynch properly served with the petition—even though the official transcript of the hearing reflects that Lynch appeared at the hearing (and after initially asking for a contested hearing and spending a few minutes on the witness stand being gently grilled by Cohen’s Colorado attorney) and requested herself that the court grant to Cohen the restraining order. In fact, the transcript reflects that Lynch told the judge that she "very much" wanted the order to be issued, and that Lynch thanked the judge "very much" after she granted Cohen the restraining order.
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Lynch--who was contacted by this reporter for comment --also asserted that the hearing transcript is inaccurate, that the court reporter who certified it should "look for another job" and that Lynch would be reviewing the transcript of the hearing "with Bruce Cutler".

Lynch has also blogged that the Colorado judge who presided over that hearing had no jurisdiction over her because Lynch previously reported Cohen to the IRS for [alleged] "tax fraud”, thereby (presumably) converting all pending and future legal matters initiated by Cohen into “IRS matters”. Indeed, Lynch has gone so far as to assert that the judge who issued the restraining order “lied” about Cohen’s routine civil harassment petition not being an “IRS matter”, and that she (the judge) was complicit with Cohen in the overarching conspiracy against Lynch and aided Cohen's [alleged] "fraud". Lynch has also stated the intention to sue the judge--along with other judges in California and Colorado who have ruled in favor of Cohen and against her.

That brings this reporter to another key assertion that has frustrated the multitude of internet discussion board commenters who have encountered Lynch on virtually every public on-line forum discussing either Cohen or Phil Spector: Beginning approximately two years ago, when Lynch was first asked by a reporter for comment on the $7.9 million California judgment against her—Lynch’s stock line has been that she is waiting to hear from her attorney of choice Bruce Cutler, and when she has had a chance to talk to Bruce Cutler, she will respond in due course.

The (to many) dubious assertion that a broke and homeless Kelley Lynch has any chance of enlisting a high profile New York City lawyer of Cutler’s stature to sue Leonard Cohen and a host of other declared enemies (including the four judges who to date have ruled against her) and other alleged co-conspirators—including the Boulder Police Department—for alleged violations of the Racketeer and Crime Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) (and other claims)--has led to serial derision by the message board commenting masses—which derision typically and predictably prompts Lynch to observe that the commenters on this or that blog, or this or that discussion group are all “insane” and/or are “cyber-stalking” her, at which point Lynch typically fires off another email to the IRS and/or the Justice Department—cc to governors, reporters, many of Phil Spector’s attorneys and former attorneys, and dozens of others—demanding that this or that blog or discussion group commenter be “investigated” for claiming that Bruce Cutler will never call her back. (Which, let's face it, after two+ years with no call back is not an unreasonable assertion.)

Indeed, just several Cohen fan comments into a discussion formed around a critic's favorable review of a recent Leonard Cohen performance published in the on-line version of the Hartford Currant, Kelley Lynch managed to hijack the discussion on May 13, 2009 by posting her usual scurrilous panoply of unsupported and presumed false accusations against Cohen (e.g., tax fraud, liar, stole millions from me, ruined my life, pervert, perjurer, plagiarist etc. etc. etc.)—resulting in a raging discussion spanning two weeks and over 160 comments—through today. (See link here.) (EDITOR'S. NOTE, ON 6/6/2009, the Hartford Currant, topix.com administrators shut down the discussion board and deleted the posts, it is presumed due to reader complaints about Lynch's postings there.)

For Cohen's loyal fans, as well as the casual observer, this is almost to much to bear—as many of the passionate foils to Lynch’s provocative and apparently libelous comments about Leonard Cohen demonstrate. Certainly, Lynch’s habit of, when challenged with specifics, accusing the commenter or blog host of “harassing”, "cyber-stalking" or “libeling” her, threatening to sue, then posting a copy of an email to the "Commissioner of IRS" or the "Justice Department" demanding an “investigation” of the commenter or blog—cc to high profile attorneys, governors, DA’s, police departments and reporters—does little to bolster Lynch’s credibility.

In addition, the very frequency of Lynch’s email rants to the IRS or Justice Department alone (sometimes three or more in a single day), in combination with her eccentric distribution list to many high profile government officials and attorneys (who must have better things to do with their time than investigate the identity of the guy who is posting as “anonymous” on this blog or that comment group or why (in a recent complaint) this reporter questioned why Lynch has been waiting for over two years to “hear from Bruce Cutler”) arguably suggests, if it does not scream, “nutcase”. Not to mention the fact that Lynch has demanded that the Justice Department "arrest" Phil Spector prosecutor Alan Jackson, and has also threatened the entire Boulder Police Department with criminal prosecution as well as a civil action under the RICO statute.

In the interest of full disclosure, the editor of this site recently banned Lynch from commenting here (as have several other websites) after its editor returned from a month long hiatus in Europe to find that this blog’s comments sections following several Phil Spector retrial posts had been similarly hijacked by Lynch through scores of posts—including many that Leonard Cohen’s California attorneys brought to Blogonaut’s attention as libelous per se (meaning Lynch accused Cohen of various alleged crimes without substantiation).
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This banning led Lynch to, predictably, email the IRS and the Justice Department (cc to the usual multitude of household name Kelley Lynch rant email recipients) and to demand the investigation of this site. Lynch also threatened to sue Blogonaut for disparaging her—an allegation Blogonaut denies.

But in fairness to Kelley Lynch, and in aid of you, the internet going public, making up your own mind, we refer you to Kelley Lynch’s blog--where she republishes her rant emails to the IRS, Justice Department, Doron Weinberg, Bruce Cutler, as well as governors, police departments, prosecutors, and others daily—and were her scathing rebuttals to this post are sure to follow. (See here for Kelley Lynch's blog.)

As for Leonard Cohen, we observe that he has apparently decided to get on with his life, embarking earlier this year on a critically acclaimed and wildly successful world tour--choosing to stay above he fray of Lynch's ubiquitous, daily allegations with not a single blog comment of his own disparaging Lynch in reply. Class act, Cohen.
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UPDATE: Kelley Lynch Responds!
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We have received no less than five, lengthy attempted comments from Kelley Lynch regarding this post. In keeping with her status on this site, we will not publish any of them in the comments section here. (As expected, she has vowed to publish all five comments on her blog, and we expect her to submit additional comments as she stews over this post.)
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However, here are some of the tamer excerpts from Lynch’s remarks:

"Blogonaut, please note. I am conveying a copy of the comments I just posted to your Blog to the IRS Commissioner's Staff, the Department of Justice, Agent Kelly Sopko - Department of the Treasury, Doron Weinberg, Dennis Riordan, and bringing this to the attention of Bruce Cutler. What I do or do not communicate with Bruce Cutler is none of your business."
No suprizes there. Lynch also stated:

“I refused to answer [Cohen’s] lawsuit because I chose, instead, to report his [alleged] tax fraud and/or [alleged] criminal conduct.”

EDITOR’S NOTE—Cohen has never been accused by anyone, except Kelley Lynch, of “tax fraud” and we note that despite Lynch’s hundreds of communications over several years to the IRS reiterating that assertion, Cohen has never been arrested, indicted, or charged by any agency with any crime.

“The jury found that I did not obstruct a peace officer so draw your own conclusions. That is what I was charged with. Apart from that-it is none of your business...I have never been homeless in Boulder..."