KELLEY LYNCH SAILS AWAY FROM FT. LAUDERDALE (MAYBE)

An ecstatic Ft. Lauderdale crowd wishes Kelley bon voyage


Yesterday we closed the comments on the latest Kelley Lynch post with the oft repeated observation that if she would only refrain from sending us her incessant, insane, and harassing emails (over 5,000 in our inbox to date) there would be no new information about her or wacky emails from her to post and comment about.

This morning at 6:30am (11:30am Ft. Lauderdale time) having experienced a rare 24 hour period free of bizarre emails, and in the above spirit, we deleted the post entirely.

We acted too soon.

By 8:30am our inbox was again full of LynchMail™, including emails to Bob “Woodwood” (we presume from the WaPo email address that she meant to contact reporter Bob Woodward), the 14th Sharmapa, the IRS, the FBI and Spector attorney Dennis Riordan—indicating that Kelley Lynch will indeed choose phony drama and attention over being ignored every time.

Anyhow, Lynch now claims that she was fired from her job this morning as a book-keeper for a company that acts as agent for wealthy persons who are building mega-yachts.

She says that she does not understand why exactly, but wants the IRS, the FBI and Spector’s legal team to “investigate” why she was fired, because (she says) it must relate in some way to this blog—who she further threatens to sue for the loss of this 30 day old position.

But in the next paragraph she allows as how she confided in a fellow employee about Leonard Cohen’s $7.3 million embezzlement based, unsatisfied civil judgment against her (now with interest exceeding 10 million dollars).

And she is “unclear” on why her employer showed her the door?

It seems to us that any company that depends on high net worth individuals (some of them long distance) to retain them to represent their interests in the construction of multi-million dollar yachts would be a tad foolish to hire an office person in any capicity who is an adjudicated embezzler with a $7 million judgment (now $10M+ with interest) against her to prove it.

We also presume that Kelley Lynch confided in her co-worker that she reported at least one prior employer to the IRS for alleged “tax fraud”, but it would been just a matter of time before coworkers Googled “Kelley Lynch” and determined that she has falsely reported just about everyone who has ever pissed her off to the IRS for alleged criminality. Just the person you want to be intimately familiar with your most proprietary and confidential business secrets!

The name of Kelley Lynch’s (former) Ft. Lauderdale employer was prominently mentioned in Kelley Lynch’s multiple mass emailings of this morning. But we infer that Lynch maliciously identified her former employer by name so we would publish it here.

We decline to do so, especially since the employer was well within its rights to terminate Lynch to the extent that she failed to disclose material information on her employment application, and in any event was only acting to protect its clients.

Kelley Lynch goes on to state “I am leaving Ft. Lauderdale and you will not figure out where I am going.”

She also implies that she is leaving the United States: “I've just been invited to live in another country. As people are discussing - the government doesn't know how to do its job and protect the people.”

With Kelley Lynch (who routinely prevaricates) it is impossible to know for sure what she is up to, but if she is leaving Florida, we hope and pray that it is for a destination with no internet access!