Once again we feel compelled to repeat our slogan “we don’t’ make this stuff up”, nor could we.
You all know that annoying late-night commercial for that ridiculous device you cannot imagine anyone ordering, the one where you can clap on and off the nightstand lamp (instead of just reaching over and twisting the switch), also known as “The Clapper”?
It seems that an elderly New York woman named Edna Hubbs clapped a little too enthusiastically trying to get the frick’n lamp to turn-off already, and the poor dear aggravated her arthritis.
I mean, who knew that if you repeatedly slap your hands together hard enough it might actually hurt?
Naturally her attorney sued the Clapper’s inventors.
Alas, a New York Court of appeal panel said “clap-off” to this bogus lawsuit.
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